I’m going to paiges
and were spending the week in columbia with people I don’t know
ha, don’t tell my mom that.
I got ran over by a car
Friday night, I attempted to jump from a moving vehicle. It wasn’t smart. Luckily, I was under the influence at the moment, or I would have been flipping out. Everyone at the party was shining lights on my foot, but no one noticed the source of where the blood was coming from. Yeah, it’s really bad. And hurts like a motherfucker
bestbuy//itunes
I have a 50$ bestbuy giftcard. What am I supposed to spend it on?
I just asked my mom if she would take me there so I could buy an itunes giftcard with it.
She said no because the damn place is over an hour away.
FML
This made me smile.
liarliar
So yesterday I gave my sister a 20$ american express giftcard for her 25$ hollister card.
She went to buy something at a store for 30$, my mom was paying the rest, and the cashier was saying only 9$ was left on the card.
She started flipping out in the mall calling me a liar.
I went online and looked at what I spent it on,because as far as I knew, the only thing I had bought was a 30$ purse at pacsun. Turns out, she had pulled out her card instead of mine.
Dumbass.
You think you know me
but you sure as hell don’t.
my car broke down leaving allens
and him and aaron spent a good 20 minutes looking at the engine, told me to take it slow, call them if anything happened on my way home.
I texted them when it stalled, and wouldn’t restart.
Allen called, came out and sat with me until the car place could send a tow truck for it.
Finds out my mom is coming to get me, and leaves because he, “doesn’t meet parents”
What.the.Fuck
Then he tries to say bye, and doesn’t understand why i’m mad telling him to “don’t fucken touch me”
Then Ryan calls, my sisters boyfriend, because he drove by and saw me out there.
He didn’t stop, he was taking someone who was bleeding badly to the hospital. Which is understanding.
Allen’s excuse isn’t. You don’t leave someone on the side of the road, especially when it’s getting dark.
Apparently, I have,”no right to be mad”
Fuck that.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present,
the guys of our country!

